One of my customers brought this in and it does make you think....
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can resist resist boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, relogion or politics,
Then, my friends you are almost as good as your dog.
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can resist resist boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, relogion or politics,
Then, my friends you are almost as good as your dog.